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Do you know what the last person you kissed is doing? 

He better be sitting still in kindergarten.

What are you wearing on your feet? 

Cute black flats with a bow on the front

How was your weekend? 


Sex in the past 24 hours?: 


Have you ever watched a movie in another language? 

Yes, and unless it's Spanish, I hate it.  I can't read and watch at the same time. 

What is your favorite pop-tart flavor? 

Ew, really? 

I bet you're going to kiss someone tonight, right? 


Do you remember what you wore last night to bed? 

Hmmm, let me think, yeah I think I can remember. Don't you wish you knew? 

So, will you be sleeping on the floor tonight? 

Now, why in the world would I --nevermind.  Hell naw.

Who was the last person you talked to in person? 

My boss. 

What’s the last thing you "aw"ed at? 

A story about a lady's 14 week old puppy. 

If you caught your significant other cheating on you what would you do? 

I would fra-zeak the fuck OUT on him. 

Do you think anyone has feelings for you? 

What is this, middle school? 

In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoods? 

Uh, I don't understand the question.  Jackets with or without hoods?  I say without. 

Where do you plan on living when you grow up? 

Joisey. Believe it. 

Gotten high in the past 24 hours? 

High on life.  Oh, and Lunesta. 

If any of your friends got kicked out, would your parents let them stay with you? 

Ha, this is actually kind of apropos considering that my mom lives with me now.  Suffice it to say that my mom's theory is "The more the merrier." 

Do you believe teenagers can be in love and stay in love? 

I do believe it can happen, but I think it is very rare. 

Have you ever had stitches? 

A handful of times, sure. 

Your last received text, would you kiss them? 

Have and will every day, multiple times a day, as long as he will let me.  :) 

Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week? 

I had a new girlfriend last week, but I'm over her. 

Do you ever turn your cell phone off? 

Never; and I find this disturbing. 

Do you swear often? 

Been getting better now that I have a J.O.B. 

Name something you would NOT tolerate in a relationship? 


What are you supposed to be doing right now? 


How did you sleep last night? 

I woke up at least 10 times, which, wow.  WTF? 

When was the last time you did any homework? 

Last week I helped The Six Year Old with some math. 

Are there any moments that make you smile when thinking about them? 

Well...if there weren't, you might as well take me out in the parking lot and shoot me, right? 

Visiting old friends is the best, is it not? 

Indeed, it can be quite fun.  And sometimes, not at all what you expected. 

What color is your hair, naturally? 

Dirty blonde/brownish. 

What color(s) are the clothes you're wearing? 

Black and purple 

How tall are you? 

5'4ish (I'm sticking to it!) 

Are there any animals near you?

Well, I do work in a law office... 

Is there any chance you got someone pregnant right now? 

That would be very, very impressive if I could do that. 

How often do you think about "the way things used to be"? 

About once a week or so.  Luckily, "the way things ARE" always comes out on top

Have you ever bought anything from itunes? 

Yeah I bought a sandwich from there once.  Not very good. 

What annoys you, more than anything else? 

"More than anything else"?  I have to pick, like, ONE thing?  Cuz lots of things annoy me.  One is stupid questions. 

Do you have a lot of lists? 

If I did not have lists, I would have no idea how to exist in a sensible fashion

Do you text? 

I <3 txting.  I can't w8 2 txt some moreeeee. 

Are you a godparent? 

No, but I am a Satanparent.

Has 2011 been good for you? 

OMG yes. 

Any new movies you wanna see? 

Black Swan 

Would you rather be angry or laughing your ass off? 

I'd rather be laughing so hard that it made me angry. 

Are you comfortable? 

Eh.  My back hurts a little, fo sho. 

Do you sleep too much or not enough? 

By my calculations....I am approximately 1,374 hours behind on sleep. 

Is there anyone who is always on your mind? 

I'll give you a hint: YES. 

Do you miss anyone? 

I miss him the second he kisses me goodbye every morning. 

What are you currently worried about? 

How much fucking longer this survey is, honestly.  

Your mood? 


How long does it take you to shower? 

5-10 minutes 

Have you ever slept for 14+ hours straight? 

It's possible, but if so I don't remember. 

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking pot? 

 I told you I don't inhale. 

Were you happy when you woke up today? 

I'm literally NEVER happy when I first wake up.   

Last time you were confused? 

Last time I talked to The Six Year Old. 

Do you have any plans for tomorrow? 

Go to J.O.B., then I'm gonna get my hair cut and prolly go to Sephora.  Squee! 

Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy? 

Yeah - myself. 

What is in your backpack right now? 

I don't own a backpack.  I'm a grown up. 

How old do you want to be when you have kids? 

Hopefully not older than 38 if I have any more.   

Would you tattoo someone's name on your body? 

Not evah.  No way. 

What do you dislike at the moment? 


Will you get married? 

If the right person asks. 

Are you happy with yourself? 

Almost too much so. 

When did you last cry? 

Last time I cried it was out of happiness.  Yes, I'm *that* girl.   

What are you currently thinking about? 

How I wish I had a vanilla latte. 

If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them? 

Haha, would I lose my parents?  Believe me, it can't be done.  I've tried. 

Do you think best friends can be replaced? 


Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it? 

Tough one.  Define "long distance".  If I can't see him AT LEAST once a week, fahgeddaboutit.

 If you could pack up and leave your life now, would you? 

Nothing could drag me away from this amazing life of mine.


Now THAT'S a problem

This evening, I picked the boys up from TOP's house, and they were high-strung from the moment I saw them.  I had a feeling they were tired, so I spent a little bit of quality time with them and then shuffled them off to bed.  A few minutes later, Aiden appeared at his bedroom doorway.

Aiden:  Mom?
Me: What's wrong?
Aiden: I can't fall asleep because I keep yawning.


Here's your Sign

I just got back inside from a run.  I like to break up my writing with some endorphins, and it finally stopped raining long enough to get a decent workout in.  I stayed in my development though, because the roads around here are flooded everywhere.  So I ran and walked around the endless circle that is my little world.

About 15 minutes into my workout, a car pulled up in front of a house.  A man slowly heaved himself out of the driver's seat, hiked up his pants, adjusted his belt, and shuffled toward the house in question, holding a clipboard.  He cast suspicious glances in every direction, glaring at me as I walked by him.  I looked back at him as I passed, and he was frowning at the flowers in the front lawn, making furious notes on his clipboard.

I continued on, and each time around the block I would only remember him as I rounded the corner near the house that he was stalking.  I ran past him at least 4 times, maybe 5.  I was listening to my iPod, and occasionally I would sing some lyrics out loud.  The man did not like this, and he wrinkled up his eyebrows at me in disapproval.

The last time I came around the bend, the man was trudging back toward his unremarkable vehicle,  and he motioned to me, so I plucked the ear phones out of my ears (please do not tell me they are called ear buds...I am still trying to remember it is called an iPod and not a Walkman) and gave him my undivided attention.

Suspicious Man: Do you live in this house? (motions toward house in question)
Me: ...
Me: I've passed by you at least 4 times.  Don't you THINK that if I lived here, I would have asked you what you were doing?
Suspicious Man: So you don't live here?


WILFL - #9

Be careful what you wish for. Or, better yet, don't waste a bunch of time wishing. Go out and get what you want, but only after you're reeeeeally sure that you want it.


WILFL - #8

I'm probably only going to add three more posts to the "What I've Learned from Life" series - at least for now. I've definitely learned more than 10 things from life, people, belee' dat! However, I realize that it's quite possible (and very probable) that most of you don't give a rat's ass what I've learned from life. That being said, I'm still going forward with the list until I hit #10.

Without further ado: WILFL - #8...

I will tell you until I'm dead that I don't care what you think of me. I'm lying.


WILFL - #7

Now, don't get me wrong, I've ALWAYS been into men, but wow something happened to me when I turned 30. (Ladies, do you feel me on this?) All of a sudden, men became, how shall I put this? DELECTABLE. Especially the ones who have really nice legs (OMG) and know how to dress. Humina humina.


WILFL - #5

This one, I kind of always knew about myself, but I fought against it for years because I wanted to do what society expected of me. About 8 years ago, I realized I had played the Etiquette Game FAR LONGER than I had wanted to, and I had wasted a lot of my life's time on people who were, to put it bluntly, just not worth my time.

Since then, I gradually got better at carefully choosing who I spend my time with. I'm an EXTREMELY selective friend, so if you're still hanging out with me now, guess what - you rule.

I simply cannot justify wasting anymore of my precious time in this life with people that I don't REALLY enjoy being around. Because, that's what life's all about, isn't it?

I realize everyone has flaws, and usually those flaws are what make us all so interesting. USUALLY. Like, I think one of my interesting flaws is that I can be kind of a bitch. However. It's only interesting because I'm AWARE OF IT, and I moderate it. I am also really good at apologizing when I've gone too far.

But see, those people who have gigantic flaws and they just have NO self-awareness - meh. Those people? I got no time for them, yo. No time at all.