Do you know what the last person you kissed is doing? 

He better be sitting still in kindergarten.

What are you wearing on your feet? 

Cute black flats with a bow on the front. 

How was your weekend? 

Ruled. 

Sex in the past 24 hours?: 

Always. 

Have you ever watched a movie in another language? 

Yes, and unless it's Spanish, I hate it.  I can't read and watch at the same time. 

What is your favorite pop-tart flavor? 

Ew, really? 

I bet you're going to kiss someone tonight, right? 

Cheah! 

Do you remember what you wore last night to bed? 

Hmmm, let me think, yeah I think I can remember. Don't you wish you knew? 

So, will you be sleeping on the floor tonight? 

Now, why in the world would I --nevermind.  Hell naw.

Who was the last person you talked to in person? 

My boss. 

What’s the last thing you "aw"ed at? 

A story about a lady's 14 week old puppy. 

If you caught your significant other cheating on you what would you do? 

I would fra-zeak the fuck OUT on him. 

Do you think anyone has feelings for you? 

What is this, middle school? 

In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoods? 

Uh, I don't understand the question.  Jackets with or without hoods?  I say without. 

Where do you plan on living when you grow up? 

Joisey. Believe it. 

Gotten high in the past 24 hours? 

High on life.  Oh, and Lunesta. 

If any of your friends got kicked out, would your parents let them stay with you? 

Ha, this is actually kind of apropos considering that my mom lives with me now.  Suffice it to say that my mom's theory is "The more the merrier." 

Do you believe teenagers can be in love and stay in love? 

I do believe it can happen, but I think it is very rare. 

Have you ever had stitches? 

A handful of times, sure. 

Your last received text, would you kiss them? 

Have and will every day, multiple times a day, as long as he will let me.  :) 

Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week? 

I had a new girlfriend last week, but I'm over her. 

Do you ever turn your cell phone off? 

Never; and I find this disturbing. 

Do you swear often? 

Been getting better now that I have a J.O.B. 

Name something you would NOT tolerate in a relationship? 

Lying.

What are you supposed to be doing right now? 

This. 

How did you sleep last night? 

I woke up at least 10 times, which, wow.  WTF? 

When was the last time you did any homework? 

Last week I helped The Six Year Old with some math. 

Are there any moments that make you smile when thinking about them? 

Well...if there weren't, you might as well take me out in the parking lot and shoot me, right? 

Visiting old friends is the best, is it not? 

Indeed, it can be quite fun.  And sometimes, not at all what you expected. 

What color is your hair, naturally? 

Dirty blonde/brownish. 

What color(s) are the clothes you're wearing? 

Black and purple 

How tall are you? 

5'4ish (I'm sticking to it!) 

Are there any animals near you?

Well, I do work in a law office... 

Is there any chance you got someone pregnant right now? 

That would be very, very impressive if I could do that. 

How often do you think about "the way things used to be"? 

About once a week or so.  Luckily, "the way things ARE" always comes out on top. 

Have you ever bought anything from itunes? 

Yeah I bought a sandwich from there once.  Not very good. 

What annoys you, more than anything else? 

"More than anything else"?  I have to pick, like, ONE thing?  Cuz lots of things annoy me.  One is stupid questions. 

Do you have a lot of lists? 

If I did not have lists, I would have no idea how to exist in a sensible fashion. 

Do you text? 

I <3 txting.  I can't w8 2 txt some moreeeee. 

Are you a godparent? 

No, but I am a Satanparent.

Has 2011 been good for you? 

OMG yes. 

Any new movies you wanna see? 

Black Swan 

Would you rather be angry or laughing your ass off? 

I'd rather be laughing so hard that it made me angry. 

Are you comfortable? 

Eh.  My back hurts a little, fo sho. 

Do you sleep too much or not enough? 

By my calculations....I am approximately 1,374 hours behind on sleep. 

Is there anyone who is always on your mind? 

I'll give you a hint: YES. 

Do you miss anyone? 

I miss him the second he kisses me goodbye every morning. 

What are you currently worried about? 

How much fucking longer this survey is, honestly.  

Your mood? 

Apathetic. 

How long does it take you to shower? 

5-10 minutes 

Have you ever slept for 14+ hours straight? 

It's possible, but if so I don't remember. 

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking pot? 

 I told you I don't inhale. 

Were you happy when you woke up today? 

I'm literally NEVER happy when I first wake up.   

Last time you were confused? 

Last time I talked to The Six Year Old. 

Do you have any plans for tomorrow? 

Go to J.O.B., then I'm gonna get my hair cut and prolly go to Sephora.  Squee! 

Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy? 

Yeah - myself. 

What is in your backpack right now? 

I don't own a backpack.  I'm a grown up. 

How old do you want to be when you have kids? 

Hopefully not older than 38 if I have any more.   

Would you tattoo someone's name on your body? 

Not evah.  No way. 

What do you dislike at the moment? 

Coldness. 

Will you get married? 

If the right person asks. 

Are you happy with yourself? 

Almost too much so. 

When did you last cry? 

Last time I cried it was out of happiness.  Yes, I'm *that* girl.   

What are you currently thinking about? 

How I wish I had a vanilla latte. 

If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them? 

Haha, would I lose my parents?  Believe me, it can't be done.  I've tried. 

Do you think best friends can be replaced? 

Definitely. 

Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it? 

Tough one.  Define "long distance".  If I can't see him AT LEAST once a week, fahgeddaboutit.

 If you could pack up and leave your life now, would you? 

Nothing could drag me away from this amazing life of mine.